#5. Food you buy at the local grocery store either expires the day you bought it, or has already expired.
#4. Whenever a siren is heard, it'll be the talk of the town for the rest of the week.
#3. When somebody drives by, whoever you're with will know exactly who drove by, where they're going, and probably even when they're coming from. They'll also be able to give you a detailed family history of said person, as well as what their aunt Susan is up to these days.
#2. When people give out their phone number, it is only four digits long.
#1. People talk about Wal-mart like it's a good thing. Not only that, but they'll excitedly talk about the new Wal-mart that just opened up in Pincher Creek. They'll probably even make a weekend outing out of checking out the new facility. It too, will be the talk of the town.
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I'm enjoying your blog these days Ryan...I'm pretty sure its the most amusing one I frequent :) Your recent "drug test" post made me laugh out loud!
you are right. It is funnier when you read it.
Thanks for the recommendation.
I'd like to read it.
Though I should say I actually don't live anxiously from day-to-day. One of my absolute favourite things to do is go for coffee or walking with someone just chatting about life and having fun.
I think I have tooo much time now:)
Cheers
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